Tuesday, 15 January 2008
Christian Chat-up Lines
A few of my friends have joined the "I Appreciate Christian Pick-Up Lines" group on Facebook, and it is hilariously funny!
Some of my favourite are...
"i didnt believe in predestination until tonight."
"you are so unblemished that i would sacrifice you."
"the word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?"
"hey..for you I’d work seven years... and then seven more for your sister."
"now i know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you."
"you put the 'cute' back in persecution..."
"how many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?"
"lets say, hypothetically, you were married. I would send your husband to the front line against the Amorites"
"welcome to the christian family... the only family where brothers and sisters can marry each other"
"Solomon had 700 wives. You can be my 2nd girlfriend. But bring your friends."
"i consider myself to be fisher of women. this would be referred to as "casting my net"."
"i would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then i would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder".
"have you died before? because that looks like a resurrection body to me.."